Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
11.06.2025 01:58

I have a reading level above third grade
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
In space, no one can hear you scream — But it still gets incredibly noisy - Salon.com
I don’t buy bullshit
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
I see through liars
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
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I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I have complete contempt for fakery
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I can read
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand how hurricane paths work
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I actually pay taxes
I can count
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”